Every Story has a Storyteller

Every story has a storyteller; every metanarrative has a meta-author (someone or something) that holds the metaphorical megaphone through which they propagate the authoritative and percieved-as-ultimate communal story of reality according to their perception and agenda. So...who (or what) is narrating the world/story in which you live? The answer to this question is revealing and really important - especially if one answers commensurate with one's (real) behavior as opposed to one's (ideal) creed.